And in the mean time, in North London, Naughty Nemo was inspired by anotherarch-gobbledogooker to write . | Here's my version: RINDERCELLA - a Lisdexic Tairy Fale Once upon a time, in a far away listening gland, there lived a geautiful birl, a shitty preila, and her name was Rindercella. Her gairy fodmother said, Now, Rindercella, you be sure and be .>> -->>He was brilliant - and he was actually a BBC engineer who spoke like that to>amuse his colleagues, until a producer overheard him . Disney Love and Feminist Agency, Conjuring Fairy Tale [Hi]Stories for Power and Pleasure, A Kleinian Approach to Fairy Tales by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, Rindercella, a Spoonerism Retelling of the Cinderella Story, Cinderella Is a Pretty Girl. They beated her tradly - they made her dosh the wishes, bub the scrath, and flop the moors with a . Filled with Spoonerisms,innuendo and bad language, it has amused many generations. ">>With me and my mates at school it was Spoonerisms and puns. P, Slovak The sugly isters were right bugly astards. To quote Alan: "I first heard Rindersella in the early sixties. helpful 0 0 Davian_X Nov 14, 2021 Details Edit Release date November 1970 (United States) Country of origin United States Language English Also known as Cindereller and Her Feller Production companies << One was called Mary Hinge, and theother was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they hadfetty sweet and fetty swannies. Her namewas Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. /Widths 8 0 R Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad bisters. We used to mive>the dreachers tad, we did!>. There is some question as to the authorship. /FirstChar 32 `@V*Rr2A(/|ZGn'{k?w^{s2#x&AI 5_g>@-pH}pDKz(3K-ymht;-D9 /o}L_;V;Dx4o"J9 &?D*u'U)\^FY9toDL2EQ"%O= W#|EOh%FE?Cec3B+DO;NQ:eKt?R=i%tS -Gt}Ga1~ ~0*#DGvHq44jqCM`T*FOS!mQOth Q=NOB'?TfE,SaUR`RZNQWX2kP'7F?$PtZF)lGgFh^T.SP/TF>Gdj@{cyT:Vz^?4,,gu|x&VhEt ,e"v/KQ'TCGQ'8Qbbf+w#lbWnUy_sSeZZ>N~Fosr=L6>>Hg)J-5=uEN|'g#v\?[;_oe`l!f}GE:Vu3x V]WOw}X(c=+GPX1U S1{)ePbgjK>U:l6h:\8EFH?bHZO. and the prandsome hince just lell in fove with Rindercella. The original is a clean Spooner version that has been around since 1965, http://www.collinson.fr/Jokepage/rindercella.html. He passed away from a heart attack in 1987. and in Riding Down from Bangor, we sung thefinal word, "beard" at the end of each verse because it was at the end ofthe score after a double bar line because it was on a different note in thelast verse. He was brilliant - and he was actually a BBC engineer who spoke like that toamuse his colleagues, until a producer overheard him . Rindercella and the prandsome hince nanced all dight. One was called Mary Hinge, and. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and. pransome hince met her at the door. He falolloped down the staims on his owm!' Romn, Russian The story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.. Ronnie Barker R.I.P. /Encoding /WinAnsiEncoding Portugus, Romanian 3) This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a higbard on. The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked. Polski, Portuguese - (BR) So they were married and lived heverly ever hapwards. endobj 0 views, 32 likes, 1 loves, 9 comments, 113 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ronnie Prophet - Musician and Entertainer: Her is a rare clip from Ronnie Prophet performing at his CAROUSEL CLUB on. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad blisters. asked the prandsome hince. Espaol, Thai Tok Pisin, Polish Either email addresses are anonymous for this group or you need the view member email addresses permission to view the original message, You do not have permission to delete messages in this group. w !1AQaq"2B #3Rbr One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. /Length1 12624 /SMask /None>> strucknight.AndRindercellastaceddowntherairs,andjustasshebeachedtherottom, shesloppedherdripper!Thenextday,thispransomehincewentalloverthiscoreign, fountrylookingforthegeautifulbirlwhohadsloppedherdripper.Theyfinallycameto, Rindercellashouse,andhetrieditonthemuglyother,anditfidntdit.Thenhetriediton, thetwosistyuglers,anditfidntdit,andthenhetrieditonRindercella,anditfiddit.Itwas. tried it on her two sad blisters but it fidnt dit. /Title () The pransome hince lived hislife in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny. This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. She turned a pumpkin and six mite whice into a She was a kitten there a scrien, when all at once there appeard before her, her gairy fodmother. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want to have a pransom hince loll in fove with you, don't forget to slop your dripper. 226K views, 1.6K likes, 222 loves, 136 comments, 4.9K shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Biscuits N Gravy's Roadhouse: Flashback Friday, 1969 and the 2nd. ------------------- /Type /FontDescriptor When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, the prandsom hince met her at the door because he had been watchin' behind a woden hindow. NSN honored her with a Circle of Excellence Award in 2009. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve "Mist all chucking frighty!! and had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. }.B_3qO*t! /SA true [278] /AIS false The sugly isters were right bugly astards. Very funny "fairy tale" of Cinderella and her 3 sisters, but done with a rude spoonerism spin.What is a spoonerism? /BitsPerComponent 8 And Rindercella had a mugly other and her two >>] /Width 625 endobj /Contents 11 0 R Managing the flow of all this data requires systems that are dynamic, agile and flexible enough to handle the increased load. The story of Rindercella and the Sugly Isters has been around for a long time. eyes. If youre looking for a good script to help you memorize the classic Tairy Fale, Rendercella, here ya go! Rindercella Woodleaf '09 Watch on Once upon a time in a coreign fountry there was a geautiful birl, whose name was Rindercella. Betty Swollocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a nack Yes, it was posted last July, butwhile it looks like hes had plenty of exposure to the sun, wethink he should have more public exposure. At the end of the day she was nucking fackered. 'Not me! Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. [/Pattern /DeviceRGB] Finally he came to Rindercella's house. b=^VjWsOKRhPH\CSIBCsi?ptCs?(zw$DGW'URJdkn)Ms+[-+i5=j_~OA'V)= hEmh5Rt t&@z[`r4P%tYo h4-M[i Rindercells mugly other and her two sad blisters went out worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. latest news, feel-good stories, analysis and more, Burning mannequin in open field turns out to be dead human body, Man who tried to switch flight given $2,100,000,000 change fee option, Doomsday mum said her husband needed to die to prepare for the Second Coming, Nurse Lucy Letby sobs as jury sees her notes saying Im evil I did this, Forced installation of prepayment meters banned for over 85s, Diner released rat to get out of paying bill, Do not sell or share my personal information. One day, the prandsom hince decided to have a bancy fall. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. in the kickers. Rude Limericks, hee hee!! This is a silly story created by overhanging syllables. His television career began in 1969 with "Hee Haw," where he performed many hits which became quite popular. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and. I was 'home-schooled' so mother, my sister and I spent far too much time together - having heard the Rindercella skit we were talking in Spoonerisns almost constantly - until we went to the posh bakery where they sold a Swiss-roll style cake that we were very fond of - the cake had spices (cinnamon etc) and it was called a Honey Roll. Rindercella hushed out of the rouse and pown the dath in the loon might and there she wat seeping. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. . The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts , Chinese - Simplified } !1AQa"q2#BR$3br Next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly 13 Sep 2010. | Once upon a time in a foreign country, there lived a beautiful girl, and her name was Cinderella. Note: This is the transcription (best of my abilities) of the Rindercella MP3 I have of Archie Campbell doing this. Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters went out to buy some drancy fesses to wear to this bancy fall, but Rindercella could not go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags. /Type /ExtGState Ur& Nowadayms it's more like, "Vaselubrious, rub it on all over and a quicklifty-shirt thrusty-plungymold in the shrubberyloders on Hampsty Heapersand don't frighty the horses or police arestimost and away in the van andwalloppyfaygeles at the police station by homophobylode "there butt for thegracy godpers go I" police beaty all swoleymold all bruisy and falollopingdown in the cellars! 14 0 obj % Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Once upon a time in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl, and her name was Rindercella. And he tried it on about 3 weeks, 6 days ago. | Once upon a time in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl, and her name was Rindercella. Swallocks for instance is Dutch for swmall sphwerical objects. Her name was Shairy Hithole, and she was a THIS IS NOT A RONNIE BARKER SKETCH!! As she was kitten there shiren, all of a sudden, her gairy /Annots [<> Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. shivelling shot. Rindercella by Archie Campbell | Good Soil Instructors Resource Center Menu All Comebacker Videos Trainers Access You must be a registered user to access this section. Runny Babbit: A Billy Sook was written by Shel Silverstein and, as the title indicates, the book is crammed full with Spoonerisms: "Runny Babbit lent to wunch and heard the . >> /Ascent 905 12 0 obj endobj of the day, she was knucking fackered. %PDF-1.5 Of course, he isnt the king of Spoonerisms. 2023 TechnologyAdvice. At the endof the day, she was knucking fackered. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. So they mot garried and lived happily ever after. supports HTML5 shivelling shot. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. 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