I mean, it was crazy. #bill burr, #oh jesus, #comedian. Probably like those ones that are in the middle that you walk by. So it annoyed me. [42] A few months later, he received a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Actor in a Short Form Comedy or Drama Series nomination for the dark comedy series Immoral Compass (2021present). When your brain is sending you bad information or bad thoughts, you can decide to go to the gym or write a new joke. Seriously, any other town you go to, theres this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. [44], All Things Comedy was officially launched on October 1, 2012, with a roster of 11 podcasts including Burr's own Monday Morning Podcast, The Long Shot Podcast by Eddie Pepitone, and Skeptic Tank by Ari Shaffir. 09 Burr. And I would send all of them right out over their head. I mean, is that something you . Comedian Bill Burr's wife has shared a fiery riposte to a Twitter user who suggested the couple's marriage could be a "sign of racism.". Its an hey, he showed it. The only STD youll get is from all the laydees giving you hummahs because of your new ringtone. So you were one of the first long form guys. So if you had a good show, you could ride the high of that. Yeah, I did a pilot, they shot it down and then like two weeks later, theyre like, Hey, you want to do another show with us? And I said yes. Bill Burr - Oh Jesus (Compilation) Brissles 2.16K subscribers Subscribe 3.2K 202K views 9 years ago DOOOOOOOOOOOUGGHH JEEESUSSSS. Tim Ferriss: A lot of folks consider you the comedians comedian, right? [Start of Bills ad read for Sharis Berries.]. Burr's stand-up special You People Are All the Same was the first to premiere exclusively on Netflix, while his series F Is for Family was the first original Netflix animated series. Thank you very much. For fans of his stand up, cameos, and the Monday Morning Podcast. 73 votes, 23 comments. . My favorite kind of humor is basically if it was happening to you, it wouldnt be funny, but to observe it, its hilarious., 7. Bill Burr: No. Cross Insurance Arena (Formerly Cumberland County Civic Center) - Portland, ME. The Tim Ferriss Show Transcripts: Dr. Andrew Huberman The Foundations of Physical and Mental Performance, Core Supplements, Sexual Health and Fertility, Sleep Optimization, Psychedelics, and More (#660), The Tim Ferriss Show Transcripts: Legendary Investor Bill Gurley on Investing Rules, Finding Outliers, Insights from Jeff Bezos and Howard Marks, Must-Read Books, Creating True Competitive Advantages, Open-Source Strategies, Adapting Mental Models to New Realities, and More (#651), The Tim Ferriss Show Transcripts: Dr. Andrew Huberman A Neurobiologist on Optimizing Sleep, Performance, and Testosterone (#521), Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Now my mother and father both have their own distinguishable 'D'oh Jesus'. Burr is active on social media. I remember Nature Box came out and I, for some reason was reading it as Natures Box and I was joking around. And its a uniqueness. I liked working in warehousing. And all it did was broadcast to the dorms. It was a zillion miles away. And rather than I used to view it like, oh, theyre selling shirts? 0. Am I able to use these without a computer? I did great right up to eighth grade. George Carlin. Oh Jesus. What a great idea! And sometimes one of your friends just dresses in such a certain way youre willing the crowd to heckle them, which you usually dont, you usually root for the comic and nobody heckled them. Bill Burr: Failing. AdBlocker enabled Ads fund this site. But as I became the older comic and this new generation came up that had play dates and helicopter parents and they wore helmets when they rode bicycles like they were in a fucking race or something, they didnt laugh at the jokes. Bill Burr Podcast. Maybe its the standup comic thing where that thing, you just like, I was like, You know what? Somebody else's success is not your failure." 2. [Etc.]. Because you really, I mean early, early pioneer, this is 2007 or so? So I took a general meeting with them and they were like, So you got any ideas for TV shows? I was like, No. Its like, I cant fucking do this by myself. They just figured out what you did. They didnt think you were funny, but you sat there. It was a variety show. Why didnt I say something? I just remember thinking. If you have any requests, give me a call. No one ever called. RATING. And they shot Song Remains the Same there. Early life. Okay? I put them on my phone by adding to iTunes then syncing to my phone. Bill Burr - Oh Jesus the Monday Morning Podcast Clips 141K subscribers Subscribe 610 Share Save 68K views 12 years ago https://twitter.com/theMMPodcast and http://billburr.com/ and. You have to get good at bombing. The traffic was brutal. Its just like, Dude, your hair is still wet from the shower.. And I sat down in the first empty chair and I just sat there like this scolded child for like two hours waiting for the show to end and I wanted to leave, but I was so embarrassed. You just fucking said it. Hed come walking. You know what I mean? At present, there are no rumors concerning Burr and his career. The room. The Monday Morning Podcast. For fans of his stand up, cameos, and the Monday Morning Podcast. Jesus will call you for your bad actions.10 bonks.the 1h version is available here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDr9jFjumHcwatch also jesus playing play. You got to rub his back during war movies. We gotta let Mother Nature do her thing, man. Downloaded them but cant figure out how to set them as a ring tone. And I think well pull up Sharis Berries first. Scan this QR code to download the app now. On October 10, 2020, Burr hosted NBC's Saturday Night Live for the first time. Im kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. So much people dont know what the fuck theyre talking about. After moving to New York City in 1995, he began his career in comedy. Frank: You coddle him too much and you know it. I realize youve got to do that. Tim Ferriss: You mean just having contracts and relationships with people you , Bill Burr: No. However, my true passion is in traveling, photography, and finding common ground to which everyone from different cultures can relate. Just failing. Joe Sixpack . Please disable ad-blockers to support our service. I hate you. He said, One of these nights, Im going to take a shot of Jack Daniels and just go on stage. And all of a sudden, it wasnt on TV. He liked what I did. And I had no idea how to do it. All right. Browse now! All instances of 'Ohh Jesus' from Bill's Monday Morning. I hope somebody takes a fucking beer stein and just slaps you in the back of your zit-infested fucking shoulders and your awful man tits hang. If you fight long enough, somebodys going to come along a little faster than youre going to get caught. Free Downloads Await: Watch This Ad for Credits To earn download credits, please watch the entire ad. Start your search now and free your phone. It has been selected for "Best of Apple Podcasts" three times, it is often the #1 interview podcast across all of Apple Podcasts, and it's been ranked #1 out of 400,000+ podcasts on many occasions. Fucking standing backstage for three hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid-ass piece of shit fucking crowd. The Tim Ferriss Show is one of the most popular podcasts in the world with more than 900 million downloads. And Im only going to put it out on vinyl because theres too much overlap between that material and my next special. Bill Burr looks back on his Catholic upbringing and takes aim at unholy religious arguments. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. And this Im always going in just pitching. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. For fans of his stand up, cameos, and the Monday Morning I didnt want to walk past the crowd or the comedians. Just be open to all of it. And then I just remember, I went to another joke and I just bailed halfway through and was like, You guys arent going to laugh at that? And then they booed and . [39][40][41], In March 2022, it was announced that Burr will make his feature directorial debut with Old Dads, which he will also write and star in. That was just like, okay, what if they start having sex and it seemed like they had this big, huge fight and he says this mean stuff about his son and he doesnt know he is there. Oh, by all means, berries, B-E-R-R-I-E-S, berries. I can let this guy ruin my night or let this woman ruin my night or I can and have fun with this. I didnt have any ideas. Bill Anthony Laugh. Fuck this. I remember he used to wear short sleeve dress shirts. Somebody elses success is not your failure., 2. But you were comfortable. Ive never wanted to kill myself over anything major. Or you can let those thoughts take you right down the rabbit hole., 10. Burr has not revealed his current salary. The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for anonymous statistical purposes. Talking about his body measurement, Burr has a height of 5 feet 10 inches (1.78 m). I just went off the reservation. Through the quotes Ive read, collected, organized, and written about, I found that humans are resilient, creative, and compassionate. Im going to go out and just try to kill these eight people enough that they bring eight more. And we all got together and we were just like, Hey, lets just give them exactly what they want. How did you find your way to F Is For Family? Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. B-I-L-L B-U-R-R. Maybe I would I just would have No, it isnt.. "Deny your emotions and act like you have answers." 3. Dude, there is an epidemic of gold-digging whores in this country. No, I got none. There was like three channels. This site is anAmazon Associateand purchases through Amazon links may earn an affiliate commission. But the words he used, you wouldve actually thought it was a good thing. Thu 8:00pm. But it wasnt a big deal back then. [57][58], Rolling Stone magazine called Burr "the undisputed heavyweight champ of rage-fueled humor". And then I had the belt with the guns and it was supposed to be the mother of pearl handles, but it was plastic. [19][20] Burr was also the first guest on Tom Green's podcast. He premiered a new podcast co-hosted with fellow comedian Bert Kreischer, called the Bill Bert Podcast, in October. Comment Rules: Remember what Fonzie was like? Oh, Sue. But what they learned because they are a cool company, what ended up happening was people ordered this stuff because I said I was going to get in trouble. Merry early Christmas you cunts, go fuck yourselves and a happy new year. Tim Ferriss: And here we are. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, or additional records from a third party, information stored or retrieved for this purpose alone cannot usually be used to identify you. And I was just like, and people are going to have the ability to just fast forward through this and skip it. Im not going to say who, but one who always burned the light and it wasnt Patrice. This is what Im doing with the rest of my life. But that night after I did it, even though somebody else won, I didnt care. Click on the microphone in the top right corner and type in Burr. Hey, you cunts better buy some Sharis Berries because Im going to get in trouble with that fucking read and Im not changing it because that was hilarious. Hes such an emotional guy. Animal. [10][11] He moved to New York City in 1994. In addition, Burr also has 12 credits as a writer and 9 credits as a producer. And then I would keep throwing in like, Oh, you guys are great. Bill Burr: Because Im self-employed. So I said that January 1st and literally three weeks later, the Emersonian newspaper, they said Nicks Comedy Stop was having a talent contest, Find Bostons Funniest College student, which was just this total scam to pack it with college kids, watching their drunk friend go up there and bomb and then theyd make all this money. [33] Burr's special Let it Go was recorded at The Fillmore in San Francisco and premiered on Comedy Central on September 18, 2010. I just sat there. Ill just write down like iPad or whatever.Boots, or something, but I know what that means. So its just something for a total nerd of whatever I do. Oh, baby. Joe DeRosa opened for me and Joe wore this old lady looking knitted sweater. Got the classic 'oh jeesusssss' that I use for a text tone, and the most legendary 'justcheckininonya' ever, which is my ringtone. Oh, that I like, thats a good one. Yeah. Look at all the lights! Bill Burr: This is very sterile. I wish they would teach it in schools: give people the belief that they are going to do well. Tim Ferriss: Who drew the balls? I enjoyed that. And I was drinking a beer. Tim Ferriss: Did you do that from the very beginning with the host reads? [81] He has cited John Bonham and Dave Lombardo as his favorite drummers. And then that got me to laugh at myself. Kaalithozhuthil. Is that who I am? I was supposed to do five and I got off stage and I didnt care about anything. Just go crazy. He uses all these platforms to share his thoughts and ideas with the world. Search free bill burr oh jesus Ringtones and Wallpapers on Zedge and personalize your phone to suit you. REVIEW. The stories I had to tell people werent like that, very volatile and they use colorful language, as they say. Through Bill Burr and his jokes, we learn how to stay positive, even with all the negativity surrounding us. [52][53][54] Comedy Central partnered with All Things Comedy to produce a documentary about Patrice O'Neal as well as three comedy specials. the imposter is sus meme. Its not a comedy club. Oh jesus. She told me to call back and apologize. But I felt like such a nerd, which I was. And I remember I bombed so bad I got halfway through my time and this guy, Jack Lynch was the host. Now, go fuck yourself. Frank: Well today, I would actually welcome it. I was just like, Thats it. You go to Las Vegas, theres like a devil and a devil, and theyre just battling it out the whole time. Its weird. But what was cool was it took away the scariness of doing that place. And its telling jokes. He graduated from high school in 1987. Ill never stop doing standup and I have my podcast. Please enjoy this transcript ofmy interview with Bill Burrfrom my 2017 TV showFear{less}. You guys all going to go see Rocky 19? And then I went out with this positive thing and then that so got ingrained into my work ethic. So then it became this thing, it was like I cant do this again or then this is my act. Tim Ferriss: So we saw you battling Philly in the beginning and you ended up at one point at Madison Square Garden. The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes. Season 3 of the original animated show premieres on Nov. 30th, and Bill talks about how the show got its start and what it's like to write and record on the show. I got laid off from that shift because there was this fat fuck used to come out from the he was fat and he was a fuck. I lost all my money, now what do I do? Hes done five hour long comedy specials, hosts one of the most popular podcasts of all time and is co-creator and star of the animated series F Is for Family. Oh Jesus. So I was talking to the team about whether to use this video or not. It was horrible. So she sends me all, I even had the little bandana she tied it around, and she just sent me outside and I dont even think I made it to the end of my driveway. Thanks for having me on. And what I ended up doing, look at that. So I legitimately started laughing and I remember they were calling us saying, Take it down, take it down., And I was just like, Yeah, tell them you didnt get to me. No. Hes like, Oh, yeah, the traffic. Then I did, my next show was at this comedy club Stitches, and that one went okay. Why is it so quiet in here? And I just remember doing my first joke, my first joke, that really just got nothing and feeling that punch in the chest of something bombing and then having to regroup. Rob a casino! I dont think he did 14. Meme sound buttons to sound effects buttons, Download, share, and enjoy. And I just happened when I had the gig to come over and meet them. Bill Burr: Yeah, this is how out of touch I was with what I wanted to do. He was just wired. Additionally, he also worked as a dental assistant for a short period. How would you assess if someone could stand a chance and then how would you train that person, I mean, or have them practice? Bill Burr joins the podcast this week to talk about the new season of " F is for Family " on Netflix. Bill Burr: I always got kids to laugh and I moved around a little bit when I was a kid and just making kids laugh was a way to get people to stop beating the shit out of me or bigger kids wailing on you or whatever. Im just sick of it. Theres always like Im always pitching to a woman. 101K subscribers in the BillBurr community. A little kiosk. I didnt like carpeted areas. I bought that just because he was a Black guy, and I knew that Richard Pryor was funny and I was just a little white kid going like, Well, Black guys are funny. I just bought it and I had no idea who he was. So I knew that I was a baby step kind of guy. And my favorite thing to do would be make some sweeping gesture over their head. Oh, look, an ATM! Every single second I made sure on that one and I because you got to rent that thing out. 106 votes, 15 comments. He loses his audience sometimes on purpose because making them laugh is not enough of a challenge. So, if youre curious, read on and find the most memorable Bill Burr quotes! Bill Burr Nordic. 17 in their "50 Best Stand Up Comics of All Time".[1]. Additionally, Burr has also guest-starred on radio shows and other comedians podcasts. Iced Out Bling B . Bill Burr is famous for being a great stand-up comedian. Yeah. Its ok just wrap a condom around your phone when you download. And its just like, well how do we get out of this comedically? "I'm 100 percent pro-choice, always have. And I couldnt get a job. A collection of Bill Burr-isms from the Monday Morning Podcast and Thursday Afternoon Just Before Friday Monday Morning Podcast. Because, in the unlikely event that were both on the Titanic and it starts to sink, for some reason, you get to leave with the kids, and I have to staythats why I get the dollar more an hour., 5. But then everybody was doing their thing. As long as you were in this giant area, they were all right with it. Well see if he or she develops it. Or whatever. So they would be like right there and they just if you could feel the energy. And out of nowhere, your buddy just jumps down, just like. He has released multiple stand-up comedy specials, most notably Why Do I Do This? You come in, right? Start your search now and free your phone. Bill Burr: Thank you. I got certified to take x-rays. "Oh, shit! I was like four years old. Welcome to Fear{less}. Seven minutes left. And Ill just leave it general like that. To listen to any of the past episodes for free, check out this page. and our And Id have what I do. He taught us to see criticism as a challenge and not a roadblock! (2008), was filmed in New York. So imagine yourself all alone on stage in front of 14,000 people staring directly at you. And I just decided that I wanted to be a comedian because working in the warehouse, I was working with this guy who was hilarious and he wanted to be a comedian. Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes., 16. I just would be waking up at night going, I owe these people this fucking money. I remember buying the Eddie Murphy record when he had the rose in his ear. ], Tim Ferriss: So did you decide to do the countdown before you went out? Can I please put in a request for a "ba doodle a do" ringtone? And its this thing thats just like, I dont want to think it and theres just self-loathing about it that I never got past those teenage years. They still hated me. And then I would just go home and I would go to work. Thats real comedy because you didnt say any bad words, which I do understand because you can definitely use curse words to sort of steroid up your stuff. Burr appeared in the movie Date Night as Detective Walsh. Im kidding. This is what I would do, when there would be somebody like you killing everybody and there was just that one person thats just sitting there and theyre not laughing and theyre not laughing. Then they ended up hooking me up with the great Mike Price from The Simpsons whos done like 300 plus episodes over there. Search free bill burr Ringtones and Wallpapers on Zedge and personalize your phone to suit you. Who did that? I was like, Big kids. And shes like I cant remember. We rely on ads to provide free download credits. And theres something about jokes. I dont care. And then the phone lit up and I picked it up and this guy goes, I hate you. And then hung up. [30][31] On Sep 16, 2021, he sold out Red Rocks Amphitheatre.[32]. What's going on, Tim? Search free burr Ringtones on Zedge and personalize your phone to suit you. Skipping will not earn download credits. 0. Not to be confused with, Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast August 6, 2020 at 12:21 seconds from start on Itunes. So you're just trudging through the jungle for months. [50] All Things Records was started in March 2014 and released three albums in the months following its creation including Believe in Yourself by Sam Tripoli, Live at the Comedy Castle by Brian Scolaro, This Will Make an Excellent Horcrux by Jackie Kashian. When he does touch on a cringeworthy subject, his style lends him the ability to anticipate and even toy with the crowd's reaction. Does anybody know where I can find it? Download MP3 Get Ringtone. Then I went to the beginning and then to the end. I never talk shit about I killed, but I fucking killed that night. In addition toFear{less}, their television credits includeUndeniable with Joe Buck, ESPNs30 for 30episodeabout the 85 Bears, and the Netflix animated showF is for Family. Bill Anthony Laugh . We dont think youre smart enough for an office, but we dont want you to look at anybody., 31. See Tickets. Yeah. So that was the one I freaked out about because I thought my career was over. Could you please please please do one of him saying GROSS! In 1993, he obtained a bachelor's degree in radio from Emerson College in Boston, where one of his professors was the writer David Foster Wallace. Just fucking around. I do a podcast, I tell jokes, I act when they let me because I have to audition basic, but then I also though just found with the people I grew up didnt talk like that. So what I would do though is go out of my way to encourage that person. Oh, Im holding a microphone, and just becomes weird. WHAT IS NOT ALLOWED: No one is authorized to copy any portion of the podcast content or use Tim Ferriss name, image or likeness for any commercial purpose or use, including without limitation inclusion in any books, e-books, book summaries or synopses, or on a commercial website or social media site (e.g., Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) Bill Burr: Oh, cocktail party, I would just walk away. I am not yelling. Did you have standard sponsored reads for a while and then , Bill Burr: Well, I did it for years without doing sponsorships. I'd never used the app or anything like it, and it was easy and works great. But if Im in a writers block, which is a big thing for a comic, how to get out of it, I find is I try something new or Ill be at an airport and Ill grab a magazine that I would never read. Burr. And I just remember just being in a total panic. How many more great men are going to get chopped in half before we do something? And I got a feeling youre going to ask me what everybody asked me, which is, did that ever happen? To provide the best experiences, we use technologies like cookies to store and/or access device information. Theyre very photorealistic. Tim Ferriss: Im Tim Ferriss, author, entrepreneur, angel investor, and now TV host. So I didnt feel like the comedy should stop. I mean, it was just murderers row. I walked back into the house. Then you go on stage and its just like, Oh, shit everybodys looking at me and I have to handle all of this. What are the sort of key components of where you start when youre developing? There are currently no reviews for this ringtone. (2008), Let It Go (2010), You People Are All the Same (2012), I'm Sorry You Feel That Way (2014), Walk Your Way Out (2017), Paper Tiger (2019), and Live at Red Rocks (2022). Bill Burr: This looks like a TED talk. Audio clip from Bill Burr Soundboard. Do you still write stuff down? Really? Quote Ambition is your source for quotes. Who the fuck is going to buy this shit? Are the links working? Bill Burr: This looks like a TED talk. And I was just like, All right, this is going to be my boss. And I worked the third shift and it was all people like me working our way through college if you didnt get student loans or whatever. You never drink. I said, Dont worry about this one. I just remember driving home in my truck, listening to Motley Crue, Kickstart My Heart.. Bill Burr: I watched all the stuff my dad used to watch, all the things that they now sell on TV, all those Dean Martin roasts. You want to get that off? Bill Burr: Yeah. You never drink a beer. Hes hilarious. And these big kids came by and they just took the guns out of my holster and just smashed them on the ground. It was awesome. . I was just like, fuck trying to develop a TV show. I dont get this whole thing where somebody secretly videotapes you at a comedy club and then they upload it on the internet and then you have to now apologize to people who werent at the show. He is married to producer, director, and screenwriter Nia Hill. Additionally, he also got his bachelors degree in radio from Emerson College in Boston, Massachusetts in 1993. They reside in Los Angeles, California. Bill Burr: Yeah. Youre going to be fine. And Hes mad at me down there, and I owe you money?, 22. Ringtones. agentorange777 . Oh jesus. Alright!, 13. His father is a dentist and his mother is a nurse. Im working out here. Burr will stand there, casually leaning one arm on the mike stand, a mischievous grin on his face, acting like the loud guy at a bar. All my live action stuff that I wanted to do and all live action means is just this regular people. Consenting to these technologies will allow us to process data such as browsing behavior or unique IDs on this site. Bill Burr - Oooh Jezus! So the first time that happens, its really I didnt know what to do, but I remember just afterwards thinking about it going like, I let that fat guy boo me? But the amount of times Ive heard comedians say something so funny in the green room and be like, yeah but thats you got to be like, Dude, you got to do it on stage, you got to do it on stage.. Frank: Yeah. WHAT YOURE WELCOME TO DO: You are welcome to share the below transcript (up to 500 words but not more) in media articles (e.g., The New York Times, LA Times, The Guardian), on your personal website, in a non-commercial article or blog post (e.g., Medium), and/or on a personal social media account for non-commercial purposes, provided that you include attribution to The Tim Ferriss Show and link back to the tim.blog/podcast URL. Susan: What do you mean? Its like, you werent at the show and you decided to watch, so why dont you get mad at the kid who fucking filmed it? Burr garnered the 2011 Comedian of the Year Award from the Boston Comedy Festival. And you know the guys so fat he had to really swing the arms to get out. And that was the show within the show for that one fucking asshole. Start your search now and free your phone. Remember you can always share any sound with your friends on social . Okay? Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. So I dont know why I did that. The Bill Burr subreddit. "You know why men make more money than women? Animal. If you were going skydiving and they told you three out of four parachutes wont open, would you still jump?, 36. Once you do a joke and it works, its only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel., 12. Right? And on this stage, well be deconstructing world class performers to uncover the specific tactics that theyve used to overcome doubt, tackle hard decisions and ultimately succeed. I gave myself a year to do it and I was going to do it, and then that was it. ID do Ringtone: 1296954 Gnero: Christian / Gospel Duration: 1s Transferncias: 57 Tamano: 18 KB Avaliaes: 0. I dont have clinical, but Ive definitely had my bouts with it. He became interested in the world of comedy in his childhood years. No one can really tell you what youre going to feel., 9. "[9], Burr first performed stand-up comedy at the age of 23 on March 2, 1992. Bill Burr Live. My mother was right. I was telling these stories. That is just beautiful. Christ he falls apart if you just look at him, all right? Is it like getting a flu shot every season? Similarly, his Facebook page has more than 699.9k followers and 453k subscribers on the Youtube channel. He never did it. Stand Up Comedy Discussion. Bill Burr: I dont know. Smoke some crack and get a hooker! And we just came in there and got our stink on it for a little bit. We need a plague. 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